There are different ways to determine the horror of criminality, but here at the American Orgy I remain on the lookout for the biggest and worse criminals. When something that is near and dear to my heart -- the male member, the erectile drill bit, the cock for the cunt -- when that something is being artificially drugged into complacency by the biggest criminal (if you are to judge by the size of the fine, and in matters like this, size does matter) then to keep the Orgy going on a more natural and wholistic basis, I must point out Public Enemy Number 1 within the Orgy:
The biggest criminal in the American Orgy is a
drug dealer. Not the juveniles that Florida locks up for life, but the very companies that whose Conjunction Fucked-tion lobbyists are fighting tooth and nail to thwart health care reform.
Like all good drug dealers they used massage, golf and payoffs to get their dealers, the doctors, to dole out their particular brand of medicine. Business is so good that a $2.3 billion dollar fine means nothing to the bottom line, since disclosing the fine the
stock price has risen. Illegal dealings apparently are to stock prices what a certain trademarked (by Pfizer) little blue pill is to limp dicks.
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