How do you know what a cunt tastes like?
Compliments of Sexie Sadie
(I know you said you'd sue me Sexie, but you know what you have Creative Commons Licensing and I'm non-commercial, so sue me if you want -- it might be fun)
How do you know how a cock feels when it is hard?
How do you know if it is pleasure or pain?
How do you know when it is time to spank or time to cuddle?
How can you know any fucking thing other than through experience?
This is one thing about an Orgy. It is difficult to know what is going on around you when there are mounds of humping flesh and it is one giant orgiastic body.
This is one of Life's Most Altering Truths: Most people don't know shit. They can't tell an elbow from an asshole in the orgy, which can be particularly frightening if someone tries to fuck your elbow.
I know so very little it is fucking scary, because I know way more than most people. I can write about Pfizer paying lots of money in a criminal fine, but I wasn't in the court room when the ruling was passed down and I haven't gone to even a primary source, rather settling for an Internet news article, which isn't exactly the height of reliability. As much respect as I have for the Journalistic breed that is currently humping out its last orgasms in the death throes by copulating with digital media, journalists aren't always the most reliable. I know because they've written and said things about me before that were very, very wrong.
Question everything I say. Question everything you read, especially on the Internets, because most people never even bother to think about how they know what they know, which is the first step in determining whether you might be full of shit.
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