The CDC knew just what to do-hoo.
They'd cure the infections
With lots of injections
While people uttered some interjections..
Shit! That smarts!
Oink! That hurts!
Holy Shit! That's not fair givin' a guy a shot down there!
Interjections (Shit!) show excrement (Oink!) or emotion (Holy Shit!).
They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point,
Or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong.
Though Geraldine played hard to get, uh-huh-huh
Ferraro knew he'd bang her ye-het
He showed his erection
Despite her objections
And Geraldine hollered some interjections...
Fuck! You've got some sausage!
Oh, Oh Baby! I've never been so porked in all my life!
Ahhhhhh! I'm gonna cum!
Interjections (Fuck!) show excitement (Oh, Oh Baby!) or emotion (Ahhhhhhhh!).
They're generally set apart from a copulation by an exclamation point,
Or by a comma when the coming's not as strong.
So when you're happy (Hot Damn!) or sad (Aw Hell!)
Or frightened (Fucking Hell!) or mad (God Damn Son of a Bitch Mother Fucker!)
Or excited (Yowza!) or glad (Yippie Kayee Mother Fucker!)
An interjection starts a sentence right.
The health care reform hardly moved at all, uh-huh-huh,
And the Republicans began to stall.
They made a connection
In Fox's direction,
And Glen Beck started shouting out interjections...
Commie! Your socialist, progressive and gay!
Facist! I call you all those names even though they aren't the same!
Let's Pray! I don't even know what I mean!
Interjections (Commie!) show delusionment (Facist!) or idiocy (Let's Pray!).
They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point,
Or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong.
So when you're happy (Hot Damn!) or sad (Aw Hell!)
Or frightened (Fucking Hell!) or mad (God Damn Son of a Bitch Mother Fucker!)
Or excited (Yowza!) or glad (Yippie Kayee Mother Fucker!)
An interjection starts a sentence right.
The Virus (H1!) shows infection (N1!) or contagion (Swine Flu!).
They're generally felt by the humans in our aching joints,
Or by a coma when the virus is way too strong.
Interjections show excitement or emotion,
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Glory, Glory, Glory Fucking Hallelujah for the CDC... YEA!
We Are All Going to Fucking Hell!
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