Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Personalized Cell Phone Hell

Why do people who have personalized cell phone music insist on subjecting me to fucking country music?

6 comments:

  1. Because you so richly deserve it

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  2. I deserve no such thing. Country music is another great example on why the Golden Rule is a really fucking bad idea for people who like Country music.

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  3. Then you need to add those nasty individuals that request you listen to the music while your party is reached...and then play "rap"

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  4. But if it was Tech9 you could get some great lyrics like this (if you could understand him)

    I'm sick and sadistic
    A, B and C
    Something's I do
    I just can't stand
    Up in my bathroom
    I sex
    Six women
    Mentally
    Just me and me
    Me and my faithful
    Right hand man
    Tie up a Muslim
    And shoot him with liquid pork
    On Ramadan
    With force
    I'll make a Christian
    Read their kids
    The necronomicon
    On Christmas
    Don't trip on this lyrical syphilis
    I flip this
    So the yonks will catch the vapors
    Like menthalyptus
    I'll feed a dominatrix patient

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  5. Sorry, those lyrics crack me up -- especially the shooting the Muslim with liquid pork --

    Technology is great enough that you should be able to select your own hold music, not what the person you are calling decides to inflict on you.

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  6. That's a million dollar idea...being able to select your own hold music...might catch on and people would use it instead of their MP3...lol

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