Porn Stars Behaving Badly -- Blame that Fucking Golden Rule

Sometimes the powers of prophesy and foretelling the future are overrated.

What happens when a bad boy mixed martial arts fighter hooks up with a porn star?

He does what he does.  She does what she does.  He calls a press conference and she tweets about it.

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Then, one of the innumerable crowd of Tiger Wood's former mistresses, a porn actress herself, tweets in on the act.  In what can only be described as a 21st Century American Orgy of clusterfuck.

Why I ask myself?  And then I realized that it was that Fucking Golden Rule.  You know that rule that you learned in Sunday School or kindergarten -- Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Hi, I am a UFC fighter.  I like pain.  I like to hit people and I like people to hit me.  Did I say I like pain?

I've found myself in a difficult domestic situation and I'm not quite sure how to act.  I know that I'm hurting emotionally and the pain feels kind of good.  I need to know how to deal with my girlfriend.  What was that I was taught when I was a kid?  Oh yeah, treat her how I like to be treated.

Hi, I am the world's most famous porn star.  I like attention.  I like lots of attention -- any public attention even if it is negative is good public attention.

I've found myself in a difficult domestic situation and I'm not quite sure how to act.  I know that I'm cooped up her in this house and domestic bliss is so boring.  No one pays any attention to me anymore.  My boyfriend is an abusive prick and he can't even win a stupid fight any more, he's washed up, a has-been.  No one talks about us any more.  I wonder what I could do to get us back in the limelight and get people talking about me.  What was I taught when I was a kid?  Oh yeah, treat him how I like to be treated.  Where is my phone so I can twat, I mean tweet?

The Golden Rule:                Fucking bad idea.

Don't get me wrong, the Golden Rule works in extreme situations -- it is easy to realize that the vast majority of people don't want bombs dropped on their houses and families.   Except of course if you are a millennial Jesus freak and crave Armageddon and the Second Coming of Jesus Christ and have been raised on the Fucking Golden Rule, then dropping bombs might seem like a really grand idea -- especially if you think Iraq is Gog or is it Magog?  If you don't understand then go read the Book of Revelations and understand why I think it is a really fucking bad idea to allow Evangelicals, porn stars and UFC fighters to follow the Golden Rule.

And not to mention an Orgy is one of  the worst places for the Fucking Golden Rule, because most people have refined tastes when it comes to fucking.  You may or may not like it in the ass, but I'm not sure that you want Bubba fresh out of prison coming to the Orgy and deciding that he wants to follow the Golden Rule on you.