Fucking Flowers: Ecosexuality, Gender Issues and Mother Earth

I had the chance to attend Counterpulse's May Day Fundraiser this last Friday and got to see some unique theater.  One thing about me is that I love alternative theater and performance art.  It can be hit and miss, but it is rarely boring.  The other thing is that I found out that I wasn't alone that there were other nuts like me.  (Always comforting to find out you aren't alone.)

 For example, the San Fran comedy troop, Killing My Lobster broadcast this video on the white industrial wall in  what seemed to me to be something that could only truly belong in The American Orgy.  I give you the third party of Orgy dreams -- the Vagina Party.



And now we know which cunts to vote for in November, what would an Orgy be without a porn star.  Annie Sprinkle and her partner, Elizabeth Stephens, did a show on their radical Ecosexuality.

The stage looked like this:

Ok, I lied -- sort of.  The stage was certainly set up to cause those tit visions to dance through my head.

The earthly mounds were topped with pink flowers which at one point during the performance, Sprinkle/Stephens buried their faces in the flowers and committed the sexual act of flora-atio on the poor unsuspecting flowers.

As you may have guessed, flora-atio is my own word to describe the act of mouth fucking a flower.  I'm a little uncomfortable using the term because it is reminiscent of fellatio, the act of mouth fucking a cock, and the ecosexuality of Stephens/Sprinkle was decidedly of the lesbian/feminine variety.

I am feeling the need to defend my gender in the realm of ecosexuality.   Guys like moist and earthy, too.  I dare say that despite our deficiencies men have eaten more cunts than women have.  We like sticking our tongues in the cunts and we can go down on the metaphoric O'Keefe flowers just like those hard licking lesbians and probably with more frequency.  So, I've rethought the term for what you would call two women burying their faces in pink flowers and licking and munching on them to earthly quakes -- fauna-lingus.  Now if they'd been licking the stalks or sucking on the pistils, then that would be flora-atio.

With the flora and fauna now having their oral  sexual satisfaction properly classified,  I do have a beef with ecosexuality being so tied to lesbian sex.  Men plant seeds (and to give S/S credit, they did say we should plant our seed in Mother Earth).  Men plow the earth.  Men water and rain.  Men can be just as good ecosexualists as the women. The show ended with pictures showing the desolation of strip mining in the Appalachians and equating it to male rape.  Well, I disagree, strip mining isn't male rape, it is stripping -- keep your clothes on Mother Earth, you hussy.

See, that doesn't feel so good does it feminists?  So I won't use Victorian morality about taking your clothes off, if you won't use Dworkin feminism in your ecosexuality.  I'm all for protecting the Earth, but that cunt of Mother Earth gave birth to both men and women.  Make ecosexuality, more equalsexuality.