I Am A Grand Mother Fucker

By all objective standards, I'm a mother fucker, actually a grand mother fucker. Not my own mother of course, Freud and Sophocles can keep their Oedipus in his mommy's pussy, that isn't my thing. I'm talking about the distinctive and indisputable fact is that after you reach a certain age the most desirable sex partners are mothers -- and as the tail end of the baby boomers are hitting fifty -- grandmothers.   I can't remember the last time -- which was over 20 years ago -- when I actually fucked a woman who wasn't a mother.  For the past two months or so, I have been exclusively a grandmother fucker.  I can only say that I'm probably at least 20 years away from being a great, grandmother fucker.

Now, I don't mean to be completely crass. I've just had it up to my eyeballs today in motherly sweetness and sap. If no one got a little nasty, there wouldn't be any Mother's Day to celebrate. I guess I just have to admire a holiday whose initial premise begins with people fucking, so I can begin to revel in the beauty and eroticism that is "mothers". 

It is no mistake that "MILF" has worked its way from euphemistic acronym to a stand alone word for any woman over twenty that has procreated and is still hot.  And for us grandmother fuckers, women over 40 who are still hot are "GILF".  So tell your buddies that on this Mother's Day that you decided to go GILFing.     Sex and the procreative power are etched into our little Darwinian limbic brain stems, so that the essence of motherhood is also the essence of sexy --  tits, nice ass and hips create an overall genetic attractiveness. The fuck-able quotient is a close correlation to the breed-able quotient.

Am I a  raving chauvinist? Nah, not true. I'm just using a wee bit of hyperbole to make a point about mothers and that is, to become mothers, some guy, somewhere at some time, really wanted some from your Mom -- and that is how you came to be reading my blog in a physical causality sense.

Mother's Day should be renamed to "A Day Celebrating Females Who Had Unprotected Sex and Were Inseminated to Propagate the Species."  Ok, that was burdensome, but we are celebrating the cunt from which humans emerged when you think about it.

So enough of the Hallmark rhymes of devotion.
Enough of the church  talks on Motherly emotion.
Enough of the flowers and candy commotion.

Just thank all the women who were wet and wanting

That made sure we  got here through lots of  fucking.