Paying Cash for the Orgy

I, Ulysses S. Wanker, being first duly sworn and under oath state as follows:

1.  A good Orgy requires a lot of giving and receiving.
2.  The best Orgies I've been to have been free or cheap affairs, kind of a BYOB, pot luck hedonism.
3.  In the past I have paid a lot of money for sex -- strippers, hookers, porn, sex shops, workshops, condoms at a buck a fuck and not to mention the ex-wife.
4.  In the past, I have paid a lot for words -- books, magazines, newspapers, subscription services and not to mention a graduate degree (although the cost benefit analysis on the degree actually made it a good investment -- see the link on ex-wife above).
5.  You cannot be on the Internets and not see the plethora of get quick rich ideas and marketing plans.
6.  I have aspirations to be an author.
7.  Under my current circumstances I do not need cash (I have a day job).
8.  I like being an Contrarian.
9.  Seems to me far more important to be read than paid at this juncture in my career.
10.  I registered the domain name:  theamericanorgy.com.
11.  I think it should be a non-commercial site.
12.  I have a soft spot for the artistic and the downtrodden (often one and the same.)
13.  No charge if I plug your product or your art.  I link to it and plug it because I like it. And if you like it and have cash, buy it, but I have no desire to benefit.
14.  I put the stupid Google Ads on my blog as an ironic commentary -- the Great Whore of Google-on -- just don't click on the fucking ads please.
15.  I'm hoping that my pandering for your attention is stronger based on the fact that I don't want (or need) your money.
16.  That said, if I ever get a book deal or a movie deal, the only contrarian thing to do will be to take the cash and run, right?
17.  Tell your friends, tell your enemies, tell them that the Orgy is a fucking fun place to be.
18.  Brilliance means nothing if no one reads you.
19.  One thing I can promise -- the Orgy itself will always be free and accessible, hard and ready, wet and dripping or brown, warm and inviting (depending on your gender and sexual orientation).
20.  The only method I have for determining truth at this point is simple -- the more inclusive, the more true.

Dated this 10th day of May, 2010.

Ulysses S. Wanker