Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Sex is Expensive: Twinkies are Bankrupt

Sex is expensive.  For a guy, getting his cream in anyone else's hole will cost him.  Now, the economics of sex will put some people in  a dither, but all of our societal conventions and controls about sex are a reduction of sex to economics.  Strippers and prostitutes are the easy mark for this discussion, but those economic exchanges are thrust into black market territory.  The American Orgy wants our sex on the free market.

Newt Gingrich invokes the sanctity of the marriage "contract."  Newt isn't really being hypocritical.  Yes, he breached the contract, but he paid according to the terms of the contract, so all should be OK.   He chose the societal approved method for buying sex.   Sex is still being dealt with in terms of economics and monetary exchange and social acceptance.

Don't believe that Mitt Romney pays for sex?  What happens to Mitt's money if he tries to divorce his wife?  Mitt has paid and continues to pay, because we as a society have decided that he must.

Gay/Homosexual marriage in this light is about allowing gay sex to be commodified and sold on the free marriage market.  Buy your gay sex here -- ding, dong the wedding bells chime.

Random Aside on How My Mind Works:  I heard that Hostess filed for bankruptcy this morning. I saw a porn movie once, a Beetlejuice take-off, entitled The Ghostess with the Mostess.  I can't remember anything, but it was a porn movie and it rhymed with Hostess which got me thinking about Twinkies and how those Hostess holes are cream filled, injected through two holes in the bottom of the spongy flesh of the Twinkie, filling it with creamy goodness.  The manufacture of junk food's ultimate come shot.  Plus, simulating oral sex on a Twinkie is always fun.  How deep can your tongue go? So I went and downloaded the hottest cream pie picture I could find.  And then wrote this post about sexual commodification.

Why?  Twinkies are the perfect metaphor for shooting cream into spongy tissue while making you bankrupt.  Sex is fucking expensive.


3 comments:

  1. Ah, the general public lives and still comments on blogs. Thought bloggers had been FaceBooked into irrelevance.

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  2. (That was a thank you for laughing comment)

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