4 X 4 Fucking

2-22-12 :  That is today.  Seeing all those twos, I of course immediately thought of all the things that start with a 4, because 2+2 and 2*2 both equal four:

Four Seasons

Four Elements

Four Points on the Compass

Four Corners

I could go on, but I'd been reading Thomas Pynchon's Against the Day and  I came across passage making a unique utilization of the imaginary geographic entity known as "The Four Corner's Region":

They took her down to the Four Corners and put her so one of her knees was in Utah, one in Colorado, one elbow in Arizona and the other in New Mexico -- with one point of insertion exactly above the mythical crosshairs itself. Then rotated her four different ways. Her small features pressed into the dirt, the blood-red dirt.

So in addition to the Mile High Club, I am now obsessed  to taking Vice and going down to the Four Corners and fuck her in all four states at once -- maybe even achieving four different states of consciousness in the process. Drilling my cock into her cunt right on the bulls eye, with our four arms and four legs intertwined as one flesh -- the four elements appear as well with the fire of our loins, the water of her pussy, the hot air of our breath commingled all on the earthy stone -- our heads point north along the Utah-Colorado border, our feet point south down through New Mexico and Arizona and the orgasm generating out from our genitals flows perpendicular to the East and the West completing a sexual mandala.

With all these fours running through my head, why stop there?  I  begin to think of a daisy chain foursome covering four states at once. Call the Guinness Book of World's Records: The world's first group sex held simultaneously orgasming in four states at once. Foursomes provide multiples of fours in legs, tits, arms, eyes, ears and balls. Of course, we would have to go in some type of 4x4 given the rough terrain of Southern Utah, with lots of extended foreplay on the close to 444 mile drive from Farmington, Utah to the closest city, Farmington, New Mexico -- both of which begin with "F", as does "Four" and "Fuck"

The debate about group sex is so misguided. (Here is where I get serious.) To understand and deal with the psychological implications of growing up either

1) male ;

2) female;

3) straight; or

4) gay

in a conservative religion, but one that urges a mystical union with the believers -- that urge to merge into the oneness.

Someone needs to do a sociological study on the sex habits of  those leaving conservative religious enclaves. How many sex partners? How many Tantra workshops? How many serial monogamous relationships? My guess is it is significantly higher than the average U.S. culture, because there is a spiritual, as well as a physical promise, that comes from the subliminally indoctrinated promise of a unified one-ness.

Think Acts 4:32:  (Acts 4 -- like it is telling me something)
All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of his possessions was his own, but they shared everything they had.


One heart, one mind, one flesh -- if the symbolic oneness of the act of consummating and carrying out the marriage of a male and a female works for two, why not four, why not more? And of course being a guy, adding three girls would be fourtastically fun.

Think Acts 2:44  (Forty Four -- you can't make this stuff up.)

All the believers were together and had everything in common. 


(Sounds like an orgy to me.)1st Corinthians 6:16 (16 is 4 squared, weird):
Do you not know that he who unites himself with a prostitute is one with her in body? For it is said, "The two will become one flesh." 


And Adam and Eve were commanded to become one flesh in get this --- Genesis 2:24: (2+2 and 4):


For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh.

Yet, at the same time I'm a puritanically chaste creature that feels extreme guilt and agonizes over my sexual morality. Everybody rants and raves about contraception. Everybody rants and raves about the Christian Victorian attitudes. Why aren't we discussing how those activities play out in our lives, our actions and our fantasies? It seems much more relevant than haggling over whether we need contraception or not -- we do.  Instead, we need to talk about why we fuck who we fuck and how often we fuck and what the fuck it is all about. (That was four fucks, in case you weren't counting and fuck has four letters. Please four-give me four I know not what I do four you and four you and four you and four you.)