NanoBot Sex Toys

Being a far fringe member of Generation X (figure if I'm the same age as Coupland I can claim the same generational affinities), I have a slightly perverse relationship to technology.  I found this video from one of Coupland's tweets.  Hell, I have a slightly perverse relationship to most things.  The other thing I know is that robot geeks have a special kind of affinity for sex toys -- robotic Pygmalions abound.  Those who create (and are geeky) also want to fuck.

Any observant member of the male species notes with some chagrin the pleasure women can derive from latex.  Despite the plethora of erect male members cast about the digital seas like an overladen garbage barge, the pictures exhibit the inherent male fear that we won't be able to get it up.  Men are ever fearful that the latex can always get it up.

With that introduction, imagine what you could do with these little flying nanobots.  First, lets go with seduction.  The object of desire, the naked woman is placed on the bed, blindfolded and awaits the nano invasion.  Most sex toys fail at foreplay, but not the little nanos.  A fleet of flying nanobots with a feather dangling from their base, descend slowly on the woman's body, until the feathers tickle her naked body.  Run the feathers over her breasts, skin and cunt at varying speeds and directions.  The figure eight across the breasts and cunt, while crossing at the navel would be particularly pleasurable.

A more heavy duty nano, shall we call it the Dildobot, leaving the little nano's to tease the breasts and face, the dildobot flies in with its dangling appendage and begins to fly in and out from between her spread legs.  Unlike fucking machines that overcome the woman by brute force, the flying dildo is a lighter mechanical fuck, like holding the dildo with only two fingers.  A tight cunt woman could Kegel  hard and get into a little tug of war with her flying dildo-ace.  Flying nano fucks would have an airy quality.

I can imagine a fleet of crawling, vibrating and possibly electric stimulation carrying nanobots that could swarm over a body, entering orifices, stimulating the yummy bits and basically make you feel like you are being fucked by 3000 little fuckers.

Any nanorobot manufacturers that want to start a company to make sex toys, let me know. (www.nanofuckers.com is still available on GoDaddy.)

Post script:

A completely random thought to show you how fucked up my mind is -- in case you weren't already convinced:

Step One: I'm in the middle of reading Pale Fire by Vladimir Nabokov.  No one does crazy quite like Nabokov.  The creator of the most unreliable of narrators, such as in Lolita with Humbert Humbert, he has outdone himself in Pale Fire, with a pederast lunatic Charles Kinbote.
Step Two:  I write about Pygmalion and the Galaeta myth of turning a statute into a real living woman for this post because I'm imagining nanobots as fucking machines.
Step Three:  Combine Nabokov's nutty pederast and the Pygmalion myths and nanobots and I decided that Geppetto in Pinnochio is one fucked up old guy.